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Fun With Search Terms, edition 12 plus 1

Since a few hundred people a day come to Erie Blogs through search engines, here is some some helpful info and a bunch of smartass, sarcastic answers.

search
This scares me like a Stephen King book. Last month 26 people found this site going to a search engine and typing in one word - search. Not search for some info about Erie, just the word ‘search.’ These people make short bus riding, hockey helmeted people seem smart.

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Many of you don’t know I have developed my own exercise program for single women. It’s called sexercise.

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All of them.

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A municipality is an administrative local area generally composed of a clearly defined territory and commonly referring to a city, town, or village government. Therefore, the City of Erie can not have municipalities.

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The Sisters of Mercy of the Erie Roman Catholic Diocese.

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Boo. Scary. Halloween. Get it. It takes place in October.

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They are called doctors. Lake Erie College of Osteopathic Medicine (LECOM) graduates either receive a Doctor of Osteopathic Medicine or a Doctor of Pharmacy degree.

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The taxpayers of Erie County PA.

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If this was on Jeopardy the question would be… What is the team Erie County Executive Mark DiVecchio would be with if he raced.

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Zero, that’s why it’s an amateur contract. An ATO is something used almost exclusively for hockey players. The Canadian Hockey League, of which the Erie Otters of the Ontario Hockey League is a member, is an amateur league. They don’t pay the players. Players only receive meal money and college scholarships.

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Eggs are egg shaped.

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OK, I know sometimes people need a hand up but some people fail to realize there is financial help available everywhere. It’s called a job.

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Hey, I’ve always wanted my own nude model.

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It would be in bad taste to put a joke here about Dr Garvey. Right?

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We call this school.

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From Fort Erie drive 101.9 miles SSW to Erie PA.

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Closer that what other city?

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Oooooooo, flashing lights. Personally I like shiny things.

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It is a free open unsecured connection where you can connect to the Internet with an 802.11-based Wi-Fi enabled device such as a laptop computer.

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OK, you’re smarter than me.

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Beer.

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Go to South on Zuck Road from West 38th Street in Erie, look for the trees.

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I think it’s more of a rectangle than round. The Erie Zoo was founded in 1924.

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The mayors name is Joe Sinnott, not Richard, although most people do refer to him as Dick.

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452-6831. Erie Insurance does not advertise. Not a bit. They haven’t for 25 years. I still remember that phone number from the radio commercial that use to run every 3 minutes. Extremely catchy jingle.
(814) 870-2000 is a better number to call but the old one still works.

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I’m sure schools of the City of Erie School District teach division in the math classes. In Pennsylvania, school districts are a separate entity from local governments.

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Loser.

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I don’t think the lake is allergic to anything but water and oil don’t mix.

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We think you don’t know the difference between Erie and eerie.

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OK, you heard ‘em. Go out.

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You a baby or something? I suspect you were either an employee that was fired or someone that was dirt bag that was kicked out. Well you can show’em. Get $20 million or so and buy them out and you can be in charge.

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I have an internship position open taking care of my house.

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Construction just began at Presque Isle Downs race track and slot machine casino. The slots parlor might be open later in 2006 with the entire facility scheduled to open in September 2007. It’s at exit 27, not exit 24. And if you want a job, wait until they start hiring.

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Send me a check for $10,000 and I’ll go install cameras for you.

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There aren’t any bases.

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I’m a real estate agent in Erie. If you want any information, send me an email or give me a call:
Dennis Weed, REALTOR(r)
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2741 West 8th Street
Erie, PA 16505
Bus (814) 833-2741
Cell (814) 440-0636

Posted by Dennis at April 4, 2006 7:17 PM

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Posted by: Dan at April 5, 2006 9:00 AM